Can't believe they're going to cancel My Name is Earl. Bastards. #SaveEarl
Jobseekers allowance is made far too easy to get. But I've paid taxes so I'm allowed :P
@mikejmartin Very little evidence to suggest there is ET life out there. But it's definitely a possibility.
Sat in Wetherspoons in Brighton waiting for my breakfast. Hanging.
Just booked tickets for Angels and Demons tomorrow night :) Can't wait!!!
Check out: "Wolfram Alpha – The best computational search engine ever" (http://twitthis.com/pbfe4k)
#WhyITweet because I don't have the attention span needed for real blogging. And i'm cool. Simple.
The problem I have with religion is it takes itself too seriously...oh, and there's no god ( @mikejmartin)
Of course I can do brickwork. I watched Ground Force. Once.
Finished the first coat of paint on my gf's house. Now on to the brickwork...
Received my 'Swine flu - everything you need to know' leaflet from the NHS today. Common sense applies as normal.
I want some skittles. Taste the rainbow and all that.
Hospitals are the most depressing places. 7 year old issues of national geographic.
Looking forward to the Inbetweeners tonight. Very exciting, 'cause I'd thought last week was the last one. Oh well off to my x-ray now.
National Day of Prayer in the US today...oh dear. I've seen it all now. http://foxyurl.com/1Pu
'Noob to be the millionth English word'. So much for it being a beautiful language. 'Defollow' also there. http://foxyurl.com/1Ph
@AngryBritain Yep. That pretty much sums it up.
#apprentice Get a grip on reality. A 'cat playhouse'. Who the FUCK is buying that?!?!
Testing from my mobile again.
@mikejmartin Getting exactly the same here!
Windows 7 RC is alright. Quicker than Vista. Still 'upgraded' to XP within 10 minutes of installing. All aesthetic, no content.
Haha, footwear fail: http://foxyurl.com/1tS
45% in 15 minutes, very good download speeds. Perhaps they increased their server capacity after the beta chaos. http://foxyurl.com/1rU
My dad now has Facebook. Out of principle I'm not going to add him. Parents shouldn't be on FB. We don't go to bingo, so stay off.
Download Windows 7 RC. Should be interesting.
Just watched an excellent talk by Richard Dawkins. Legend. http://foxyurl.com/1jl
Preparing my laptop for Windows 7 RC install tomorrow.
@mikejmartin You're never too old for a lollipop. Ever.
@mikejmartin You apologise, but I laughed. Alot.
@mikejmartin Just installed as well. Awesome stuff.
Mmmm...Crunchy Nut and Sugar Puffs in one bowl. This really is fine dining of the highest order.
'Duffy tipped for poet laureate'. Surprising choice. I mean, she's got a lovely voice and all... (RT simonjward via @thestephmerritt)
@hypercutie Perplexed that it's taken this long for a woman to get it. In answer to your specific question, I'm going to go with...amazed.
Carol Ann Duffy first female poet laureate since it started in the 1500's. First a black US president, now this. What a world.
@nsjewel Haha. It was a joke...just for the record. :P