@DeanPerry: Why do people on Twitter say their display pic is an avi? Surely it's a pic or a dp?
@DeanPerry I assume it’s derived from “avatar” but why “avi” I have no idea.
@DeanPerry I've been wondering that too…
@LukesBeard Read it and the answer is yes, I would buy one.
Off to work for what my bosses claim is “the busiest, craziest day of the year”.
Weird. I’ve never needed to unclog a gift card or panoramic photo before. http://d.pr/i/tOOH
We've gotta go back... http://instagr.am/p/TtL-vYMrYi/
"They come from Germany"
Give me strength.
“…and Hitler didn’t like the Jews”.
Correct, step-grandma. Well done.
Got a massive beer glass for Christmas. I can fill it with wine though, right?
@Younqq_Love_ Probably because you’re so fucking ungrateful.
@JosephReyess: Well I guess I didnt get my much wanted iphone. Fuck my damn life and every fucking thing it.
@InactiveArtist And a merry Christmas to you, sir.
Breakfast juice. http://instagr.am/p/TqIynPsra-/
@tomoakley125 I always use Contact Form 7.
Drinking myself stupid at @jessharr1son93's dad's house.
@rob_hyde: 'Why the fuck did you install Yahoo toolbar?' - millions of people using the computer at their parents' places a minute ago
So the boiler broke and now I have to go to work. Good start, right?
• @jessharr1son93: “At least I’m not working Tuesday”
Me: Why, what are you doing Tuesday?”
@han_knowles What topic are you doing for your lit review?
£200 games console…me and @jessharr1son93 are playing Peggle.
@ConcernedMom420 Haha. Are you for real??
To people “in the know”: Do you think these Xbox prices will hold until after the new year, or should I buy one now? http://d.pr/8V5N
20 minutes in the barbers has made me realise one thing: Radio 1 is fucking awful.
So this end of the world was as uneventful as the last. When’s the next one?
@getcheckmark: Checkmark is FREE until December 22nd or until the world ends – whichever comes first. Get it now: https://itunes.apple.com/app/checkmark/id524873453?ls=1&mt=8
I can’t work out if @ConcernedMom420 is for real or just a parody.
@ConcernedMom420: Stretching your ears only creates more orifices in your body for the devil to sodomize.
@imyke: BACK TO THE FUTURE LEGO IS HAPPENING!!!! http://legocuusoo.posterous.com/results-of-the-summer-lego-review
@Reynolds_Bull: OMG. mints pies !!!! quick grab the boll nom nom nom nom
@imyke It's terrifying.
@imyke Indeed. Also, a search for “mints pies” returns the same nonsense.
@Meliz_x: My dads making mould wine at work.. Love that????
@_dte That stuff is always funny. Mould wine indeed.
@tapbots: Tweetbot for iPhone https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tweetbot-for-twitter-iphone/id428851691?mt=8 and Tweetbot for iPad https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tweetbot-for-twitter-ipad/id498801050?mt=8 are on sale for a very limited time. ...
@bryanmwolfe Wrong link…
@imyke Oh my god yes. I so so hope this is true.
@MissSimranSamra: Thank you 2012 for Gangnam Style
@stopwaitaminute You should come, everyone’s really friendly :)