Just drunk ordered a pair of Converse.
@Lletnek Merry Christmas man!
@Lletnek I would. In fact, I’ll suggest it now.
Video calling with everyone’s family. Technology is hard for them.
@terrylucy Enjoy! Merry Christmas dude!
@mrs_samgilbert: Hank got drums for Christmas. I asked him if he wants to open his other presents and he said no. I guess Christmas is d…
@jamesjgill And to you sir!
@davidcaolo: You can't spell "families" without "lies."
Now *that* is a bottle of wine. @ 777 6th Avenue Apartments http://instagram.com/p/iU5_HvMrRY/
@chrispevans1: The Samaritans 0845 790 9090.
You might not need this number this Christmas, but one of your followers might, and they're…
Holy crap we found a Starbucks with available seats. It’s a Christmas miracle.
@_ewp I should have punched him in the back of the head.
So this just happened http://d.pr/i/DYth
Today’s plan: Empire State, 9/11 memorial and Brooklyn Bridge.
@chriscoyier: what did you get for christmas??
i got a function but i think i’m going to return it;
@Lletnek Oh yes.
Call that a knife? *This* is a knife. http://d.pr/i/1amX
America fuck yeah. @ Times Square http://instagram.com/p/iRxik1srSe/
Empire @ Manhattan Mall http://instagram.com/p/iRuYWCMreQ/
Rule 34 http://d.pr/i/sjzD
Pandas @ Museum of Sex http://instagram.com/p/iRhdG0sraV/
Foggy as hell @ 777 6th Avenue Apartments http://instagram.com/p/iRJSXwsrZe/
*holds door for someone*
“Oh wow, thank you so much”
(In my head) “It’s okay, I’m British”.
“Oh you’re from England?”
Why did I come to Starbucks at 845 on a Monday?!
@forgottentowel No that was celsius. It really is warm as hell.
I was told New York would be cold. The high overnight was 19°. Amazing.
@k00k1econduit She seemed keen.
@adrianbriggs: Remember that time a militant atheist detonated anything more explosive than an argument?
@imyke That was taken just for you <3
Tired. @ Ruby Tuesday http://instagram.com/p/iPKDU8MrTH/
@ranjit: Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask o…
One World Trade Center http://instagram.com/p/iObIS2MrcL/
@aral: M&S has told Muslim staff they can refuse to serve shoppers buying alcohol or pork
@imyke Wait until I put the photos up from the DSLR I’ve got with me ;)
@imyke Oh man you have to go at some point. Such an incredible place.
Numbers @ 777 6th Avenue Apartments http://instagram.com/p/iOR41KsrTB/
Sixth Avenue. @ 777 6th Avenue Apartments http://instagram.com/p/iOQXGgMrRm/
@Jordanmemari Went there, so glad you mentioned it!