@nickheer Seems until just now you...
...forgot about Dre.
@JillPantozzi: Twitter says egg avatars were being associated w/harassment. Instead of working on harassment, they changed the avi.
@TrancewithMe: Guys, I need you to do a thought experiment.
A guy says 'I can't be alone with kids. Ever. Except my own'.
@forgottentowel I was bamboozled. That tweet is from December.
That's from December. I blame @kylesethgray
how is twitter a real company
@PlayStationUK: We don't really want to give this beautiful Black Box Edition of NieR:Automata away...
for a chance to win! T&Cs htt…
@dansturm Can't you read Dan, it's all right there in the title.
@bradleychambers Agreed. Seamless integration with SMS is great.
2000: SMS is amazing, communicate with anyone
2017: For every 5 friends you have, you’ll need to install a new messaging app
@GeneticJen aaaaand I just realised this a poll. Stupid lack of poll support in third party apps.
@GeneticJen Yes, but only for comms with a couple of people. Which basically sums up all 5 of the messaging apps I have on my phone.
@kylesethgray “all of them”
@_GKeenan the actual fuck is wrong with him?
@_GKeenan: GOD MADE ADAM AND STEVE, NOT ADAM AND EVE’S SAUCY CLANDESTINE MEETING BETWEEN TWO PLATONIC FRIENDS WHO ENJOY EACH OTHERS’ COM…
@steve228uk ORZLY screen protectors are amazing. It’s the only brand I’ll use now.
“Here’s what I found on the web for ‘embarrassing’” https://twitter.com/cgpgrey/status/847431159164174336
Wait until these morons find out bread is halal. Or literally anything that doesn’t contain meat. https://twitter.com/EasterWatch/status/847369316596989952
@DavidDarnes fake news
@stopsatgreen: The web is so shitty with ads that young people choose to share screenshots rather than links.
@ScriptedPixels Oh for sure. Normal people don’t want Google’s phone, they want “A Samsung”. Samsung need to get their shit together.
@ScriptedPixels Third party OS is shitty, Google-made phones get sec updates just as quick as iOS.
The S8 looks like a great phone, but this puts me off buying a non-Google made Android phone: https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/844831979996528640
This is such a weird question. https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/847267661629214721
@steve228uk What don’t you like about Android?
@BenRiceM Are you asking about how to implement the web server part it or just in general? DM me if you’ve questions.
@steve228uk brexit means brexit stephen
@bzamayo But I do appreciate not every can/wants to do that at work.
@bzamayo Smart Lock allows me to keep it unlocked on certain wifi networks (work/home/etc) so I just swipe up.
@bzamayo fwiw, I got used to it (and now prefer it) very quickly. Getting it out my pocket with finger on back and it’s already unlocked.
I’m still completely flabbergasted at the stupidity of these answers. https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/847020913874931712
@mrjtawn The guy who tweeted it is the founder of YouGov and a lecturer at Cambridge. Pretty sure it’s legit.
What the actual fuck https://twitter.com/JoeTwyman/status/847017907800412160
@heartofpixels being told to get a life from someone who wrote a ~1500 word article about minister's legs is...something.
Holy crap the top story too. “Censored by the left”.
Yeah fucking lefties, always fighting against sexism.