. @realDonaldTrump fuck off you cockwomble
@AlexCox me: urgh too soon for christmas talk
also me: oh shit only 85 days omg
@mattalexand it’s called “Thrust the Package” in America.
@fckbot_queen: Sprayed his colon on me so that is all I can smell. 3
???? Trying Instagram stories.
There’s bacon ☝️
Also, I’m an idiot. You can link to features:
@rhl__ Oh yeah good spot.
Actually, are the features unique to each region? ????
Nice feature for CARROT weather in the UK store today
This hasn’t been my experience at all. But the charger I got has rubber on the top so the phone doesn’t slide aroun… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/914012111763853313
@Keir I don’t like how folders look so everything you can’t see is in that one folder at the top and I just use spotlight to find them
@Keir What else can I do with them? ????
@TheParaplanner No problem ????
@steve228uk You should see the folder
@vic_bell Same here.
@jamesthomson Are you building Grand Theft Auto?
@ahuster Nice ????
@ahuster Oh yours looks good — are time capsule playlists shareable?
@MHLut There’s too many jokes to make in response to this.
@steve228uk Reinstall fixed it — now I can delete the Twitter app ????
@steve228uk Gunna do a reinstall
@steve228uk It’s not there
@steve228uk That’s weird, I don’t have it at all ???? (I have the update)
@steve228uk Wait, what? Is that a Tweetbot share extension - was there an update?
@phil_bennett I didn’t know I wanted this until right now
@forgottentowel Okay, I couldn’t even make it though a minute of that song.
@forgottentowel Christ that song was bad.
*looks up lyrics*
It’s worse than we thought.
@forgottentowel Hardcore, you know the score,
rhymes so good, I deserve an award ????
@SpaghettiMonkey Not mine unfortunately.
@kylesethgray Yep it’s the OG one.
@kylesethgray I think so yeah, lemme check (I got it on ebay)