“2018 or later”
@forgottentowel Whatever you choose, you’re no Velvet Hammer.
@StevieBuckley: The quality of content on LinkedIn is genuinely so bad that I can’t tell if this is ironic shitposting or if it’s a sinc…
@jsnell Just a heads up, 6C still says 2017 in the copyright notice in the footer.
@imyke Happy Birthday ????????????! My pipe and slippers arrived within a couple of days, so keep an eye out for yours ????
@DanHarper7 Welcome to hell
@DanHarper7 Oh yeah I forgot about that. And yeah, it’s so much better on android.
@DanHarper7 Download the Google keyboard, turn all the others off ????
@ahuster Not experts. We’d had enough of them. Nope.
Just like my grandparents complaining about switching to metric, I’ll be complaining about Brexit until the day I die.
I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you. https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/958099434457436161
@holly: If my boyfriend doesn't book us into @GreggsOfficial for Valentine's Day I'm breaking up with him tbh https://www.timeout.com/london/news/greggs-is-taking-valentines-day-reservations-012918
@JoshCalvetti HUH. I’ve seen his photos/name before, but didn’t link the surname. This is badass.
Nothing says “we know what we’re doing” like announcing a product 6 months in advance then delaying it https://twitter.com/_iErik/status/957996107807772672
@kylesethgray ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think that’s like 10-11 years old?
@kylesethgray how do you know napster were you even alive
@kylesethgray Echo can’t do Apple Music and Amazon are selling them by the truckload.
@greyham Welcome to the club ????
@ffffelix: ...in directly related news, I will shortly be available for freelance/contract web design and front-end dev ????✨ DMs open http…
@ahuster If I didn’t say it like that, I wouldn’t be able to spell it.
@forgottentowel If it had line it, I’d be buying one.
@ismh Happy birthday sir! ????????
@greyham I nearly threw the switch out on that level.
@joesteel I have so many of those shirts
Just booked a holiday to New York ????
Get all of your food ready, America.
@MrsSoupDraws This is one my favourite series out of all of them.
@heartofpixels found you something
@juice49 You’re 100% right. They also regularly conflate porn with actual illegal things (underage, etc). Anyone ar… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/957186723330625537
@Hazbro: Interesting point I saw someone make online. When this fails (and it will) due to people using VPNs, it will just give the gove…
Our government are so ridiculously tech-illiterate. This is never going to work. https://news.sky.com/story/porn-watchers-will-have-to-prove-they-are-over-18-under-new-laws-11224093
But it’s… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/957176250040291328
Me on a Nokia 3310: 120 words a minute
On an iPhone: 7
@holly I love that store so much.
@kylesethgray It was fantastic
@kleinmaetschke The new site looks lovely. Great job ???? (I know I got a preview already but it’s nice to be nice)
@jamesthomson me: *throws iPhone 8 out the window, orders an iPhone X*
New Animoji Lion ????
[insert @MaxTemkin’s tweet about how we’ve got him now for sure] https://twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/955827857221193728