@vic_bell I managed to agree to not do presents with my parents any more, but I’m 100% sure my mum is still going to buy me something.
"It's after 6pm, what am I a farmer?" https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1072223262086549504
@David_Cameron: Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: http…
@imyke this is fine dot gif
@DanHarper7 Did you see PFMeet has changed venue? It’s Guildhall now, not Southsea.
@StevieBuckley Where the fuck did all that money go?! $37m of that was raised 3 months ago.
@pfmeet: PLEASE NOTE VENUE CHANGE FOR TOMORROW: Due to a licensing issue with the new B&K they have to close tomorrow, so they have kind…
@Rachel_England Omg hard fruits in tins were the best. Do they even sell those any more? I remember petrol stations… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071538288991842305
The more I watch of The Office (US) the more angry I get about how shitty every single person in it is.
@chuckyc17 I’m not sure, the “real” release date is the 12th, but there was one screening today when I booked last… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071499858337546240
Spider-Verse was so good. I might have to go and see it again.
@tvaziri This is the correct response.
@StevieBuckley NO YOU’RE CRYING
@heartofpixels: this is going round again this year and I briefly mention it every year but I've never really spoken about it properly b…
This one line deserves the Pulitzer prize.
“John McAfee has never been convicted of rape and murder, but—crucially… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1070599893620801537
Four Days Trapped at Sea With Crypto's Nouveau Riche https://breakermag.com/trapped-at-sea-with-cryptos-nouveau-riche/
jfc I can’t even
Does Apple Music do anything like Spotify Wrapped?
@andybeta What the actual fuck.
My Spotify Wrapped: 2018 or 2003? https://spotifywrapped.com/share/fd8a1353f8
Baby putting on a second pair of sunglasses after Griff knocks them off his face in Baby Driver. https://twitter.com/TByrne75/status/1069811867843883009
@adamoram Literally the only reason I did it.
@johnvoorhees Apple are doomed.
Did I do that right?
brb adding “investor” to my bio because i bought one share in monzo
@philipamour Why not?
@andybeta I’m the same. If I’m at the office, a sandwich is enough for lunch. If I’m working from home, I almost al… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069915315088310272
@tescobankhelp Thanks, I guess.
@nickheer It’s mayhem.
@StevieBuckley This line made me laugh.
@tmdvs sick burn
@tmdvs get a job you bum
@TescoBankHelp Is there a reason why you don’t accept provisional licences when collecting from your travel money b… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069513412340838405
@NintendoUK Psyduck because of his face
Logan is £2.99 on iTunes today. Bargain. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/movie/logan/id1207511010
@heartofpixels "Hi this isn't Google"
The 15 minutes of confusing exposition at the end was a nice touch to really round off the terribleness.
Crimes of Grindelwald was awful.
Supermarket christmas adverts are all terrible.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
@forgottentowel Those iOS icons can get right in the bin.