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    Restore the dictator to health! https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/1073265155088105472

    2018-12-13 18:01:01
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    @mattbirchler It can be turned off.

    2018-12-13 13:17:43 in reply to @mattbirchler
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    I started following @rejectpetitions again because some of them are hilarious “Stop airing The dog whisperer on UK… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1073203680206311424

    2018-12-13 13:11:11
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    @philipamour The law about this is vague, there’s nothing specific about how quickly something has to be fixed (unl… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1073132936784957440

    2018-12-13 08:30:04 in reply to @philipamour
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    @jessphillips: Jacob RM there saying 63% isn't a big enough margin....

    2018-12-12 21:32:23
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    @heartofpixels WHAT

    2018-12-12 19:41:45 in reply to @heartofpixels
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    @forgottentowel I watched her speech this morning on FB. You should have seen the comments.

    2018-12-12 18:52:13 in reply to @forgottentowel
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    I’ve only ever seen one movie more than once in the cinema. Miss Congeniality, back to back because we snuck back i… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072891613054152704

    2018-12-12 16:31:08
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    @jamesthomson I get that occasionally since they removed the store. Developer pages still go to iTunes a lot of the time.

    2018-12-12 15:24:51 in reply to @jamesthomson
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    @andybrook1: @Jacob_Rees_Mogg You had a vote two years ago. She won. You can't just ask for another one because you don't like the resul…

    2018-12-12 14:11:01
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    I’ve been really enjoying the final season of Brexit Means Brexit.

    2018-12-12 12:11:33
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    Holy shit Corbyn’s on one today.

    2018-12-12 12:07:57
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    @carlmaxim: Just think, by 9pm tonight we will still have no idea what will happen next.

    2018-12-12 10:50:38
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    @de GhostText: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ghosttext/godiecgffnchndlihlpaajjcplehddca

    JSONFormatter: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/json-formatter/bcjindcccaagfpapjjmafapmmgkkhgoa

    Local or Live (I made this one):… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072788298182074368

    2018-12-12 09:40:36 in reply to @de
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    @forgottentowel Strong and Stable: Tokyo Drift

    2018-12-12 09:27:18 in reply to @forgottentowel
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    @phil_bennett I’m aware of it, but I don’t think I’ve ever experienced it.

    2018-12-12 09:17:53 in reply to @phil_bennett
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    @phil_bennett That sounds awful.

    2018-12-12 09:04:06 in reply to @phil_bennett
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    @phil_bennett Oh

    2018-12-12 08:59:15 in reply to @phil_bennett
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    @tmdvs If you ever met him, I bet he’d make sure to say “I wear shorts all year” just so you know that’s his thing.

    2018-12-12 08:56:23 in reply to @tmdvs
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    @phil_bennett You don’t have contactless in Germany?

    2018-12-12 08:54:10 in reply to @phil_bennett
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    “I will contest that vote with everything I’ve got”

    Dammit.

    2018-12-12 08:49:51
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    The funniest part is the audio engineers doing mic checks who are obviously deeply uncomfortable with being in fron… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072775038879850496

    2018-12-12 08:47:55
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    @TechnicallyRon: Who will be up next for the Tory leadership? The bellend? The massive bellend? The racist bellend? The creepy bellend?…

    2018-12-12 08:45:53
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    Theresa May is about to make a statement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF6U4tF80iA

    2018-12-12 08:40:37
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    MPs trigger vote of no confidence in May https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/12/brexit-chaos-conservative-mps-trigger-vote-of-no-confidence-theresa-may

    Here we go.

    *grabs popcorn*

    2018-12-12 08:34:04
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    @JessDarnes @DavidDarnes I eventually got to 41, but that’s as far as I can get.

    2018-12-11 14:30:05 in reply to @JessDarnes
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    Call yourself a gamer? I scored 36/71 (7100 points) on this brilliant video game quiz. See if you can beat me!… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072486134465396736

    2018-12-11 13:39:54
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    @vic_bell I managed to agree to not do presents with my parents any more, but I’m 100% sure my mum is still going to buy me something.

    2018-12-11 11:42:36 in reply to @vic_bell
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    "It's after 6pm, what am I a farmer?" https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1072223262086549504

    2018-12-10 21:51:42
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    @David_Cameron: Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: http…

    2018-12-10 16:18:09
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    @imyke this is fine dot gif

    2018-12-10 15:55:42 in reply to @imyke
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    @DanHarper7 Did you see PFMeet has changed venue? It’s Guildhall now, not Southsea.

    2018-12-10 12:54:39
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    @StevieBuckley Where the fuck did all that money go?! $37m of that was raised 3 months ago.

    2018-12-10 12:43:34 in reply to @StevieBuckley
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    @pfmeet: PLEASE NOTE VENUE CHANGE FOR TOMORROW: Due to a licensing issue with the new B&K they have to close tomorrow, so they have kind…

    2018-12-10 10:44:50
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    @DanHarper7 @_ewp @MikeRogers0 @LouisDoesDev @GeekyAubergine @iWader Yep 👍

    2018-12-09 15:36:18 in reply to @DanHarper7
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    @joesteel @_brianhamilton brb changing my wallpaper

    2018-12-08 23:07:27 in reply to @joesteel
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    @Rachel_England Omg hard fruits in tins were the best. Do they even sell those any more? I remember petrol stations… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071538288991842305

    2018-12-08 22:53:30 in reply to @Rachel_England
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    The more I watch of The Office (US) the more angry I get about how shitty every single person in it is.

    2018-12-08 22:39:29
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    @chuckyc17 I’m not sure, the “real” release date is the 12th, but there was one screening today when I booked last… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071499858337546240

    2018-12-08 20:20:48 in reply to @chuckyc17
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    Spider-Verse was so good. I might have to go and see it again.

    2018-12-08 20:12:58
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    Am I being Punk'd?

    2018-12-08 14:38:37
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    @RockstarGames: Retweet for a chance to win the #RDR2 Domino Set.
    Lined with plush padded felt, this 28 piece domino set comes in a fir…

    2018-12-07 20:47:20
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    @tvaziri This is the correct response.

    2018-12-07 16:38:28 in reply to @tvaziri
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    @StevieBuckley NO YOU’RE CRYING

    2018-12-07 13:36:38 in reply to @StevieBuckley
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA6hldpSTF8

    omgomgomg

    2018-12-07 13:17:05
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    @vic_bell omg

    2018-12-07 11:06:59 in reply to @vic_bell
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    @heartofpixels: this is going round again this year and I briefly mention it every year but I've never really spoken about it properly b…

    2018-12-07 10:40:16
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    Bee. Wasp. Hornet. http://dobyfriday.com/109

    Shut it down. Nothing will ever top what @MaxTemkin did this week.

    2018-12-07 08:39:22
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    This one line deserves the Pulitzer prize.

    “John McAfee has never been convicted of rape and murder, but—crucially… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1070599893620801537

    2018-12-06 08:44:40
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    Four Days Trapped at Sea With Crypto's Nouveau Riche https://breakermag.com/trapped-at-sea-with-cryptos-nouveau-riche/

    jfc I can’t even

    2018-12-06 08:44:04
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