Restore the dictator to health! https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/1073265155088105472
@mattbirchler It can be turned off.
I started following @rejectpetitions again because some of them are hilarious “Stop airing The dog whisperer on UK… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1073203680206311424
@philipamour The law about this is vague, there’s nothing specific about how quickly something has to be fixed (unl… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1073132936784957440
@jessphillips: Jacob RM there saying 63% isn't a big enough margin....
@heartofpixels WHAT
@forgottentowel I watched her speech this morning on FB. You should have seen the comments.
I’ve only ever seen one movie more than once in the cinema. Miss Congeniality, back to back because we snuck back i… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072891613054152704
@jamesthomson I get that occasionally since they removed the store. Developer pages still go to iTunes a lot of the time.
@andybrook1: @Jacob_Rees_Mogg You had a vote two years ago. She won. You can't just ask for another one because you don't like the resul…
I’ve been really enjoying the final season of Brexit Means Brexit.
Holy shit Corbyn’s on one today.
@carlmaxim: Just think, by 9pm tonight we will still have no idea what will happen next.
@de GhostText: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ghosttext/godiecgffnchndlihlpaajjcplehddca
JSONFormatter: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/json-formatter/bcjindcccaagfpapjjmafapmmgkkhgoa
Local or Live (I made this one):… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072788298182074368
@forgottentowel Strong and Stable: Tokyo Drift
@phil_bennett I’m aware of it, but I don’t think I’ve ever experienced it.
@phil_bennett That sounds awful.
@phil_bennett Oh
@tmdvs If you ever met him, I bet he’d make sure to say “I wear shorts all year” just so you know that’s his thing.
@phil_bennett You don’t have contactless in Germany?
“I will contest that vote with everything I’ve got”
Dammit.
The funniest part is the audio engineers doing mic checks who are obviously deeply uncomfortable with being in fron… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072775038879850496
@TechnicallyRon: Who will be up next for the Tory leadership? The bellend? The massive bellend? The racist bellend? The creepy bellend?…
Theresa May is about to make a statement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF6U4tF80iA
MPs trigger vote of no confidence in May https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/12/brexit-chaos-conservative-mps-trigger-vote-of-no-confidence-theresa-may
Here we go.
*grabs popcorn*
@JessDarnes @DavidDarnes I eventually got to 41, but that’s as far as I can get.
Call yourself a gamer? I scored 36/71 (7100 points) on this brilliant video game quiz. See if you can beat me!… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072486134465396736
@vic_bell I managed to agree to not do presents with my parents any more, but I’m 100% sure my mum is still going to buy me something.
"It's after 6pm, what am I a farmer?" https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1072223262086549504
@David_Cameron: Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: http…
@imyke this is fine dot gif
@DanHarper7 Did you see PFMeet has changed venue? It’s Guildhall now, not Southsea.
@StevieBuckley Where the fuck did all that money go?! $37m of that was raised 3 months ago.
@pfmeet: PLEASE NOTE VENUE CHANGE FOR TOMORROW: Due to a licensing issue with the new B&K they have to close tomorrow, so they have kind…
@DanHarper7 @_ewp @MikeRogers0 @LouisDoesDev @GeekyAubergine @iWader Yep 👍
@joesteel @_brianhamilton brb changing my wallpaper
@Rachel_England Omg hard fruits in tins were the best. Do they even sell those any more? I remember petrol stations… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071538288991842305
The more I watch of The Office (US) the more angry I get about how shitty every single person in it is.
@chuckyc17 I’m not sure, the “real” release date is the 12th, but there was one screening today when I booked last… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071499858337546240
Spider-Verse was so good. I might have to go and see it again.
@RockstarGames: Retweet for a chance to win the #RDR2 Domino Set.
Lined with plush padded felt, this 28 piece domino set comes in a fir…
@tvaziri This is the correct response.
@StevieBuckley NO YOU’RE CRYING
@vic_bell omg
@heartofpixels: this is going round again this year and I briefly mention it every year but I've never really spoken about it properly b…
Bee. Wasp. Hornet. http://dobyfriday.com/109
Shut it down. Nothing will ever top what @MaxTemkin did this week.
This one line deserves the Pulitzer prize.
“John McAfee has never been convicted of rape and murder, but—crucially… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1070599893620801537
Four Days Trapped at Sea With Crypto's Nouveau Riche https://breakermag.com/trapped-at-sea-with-cryptos-nouveau-riche/
jfc I can’t even
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